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Unfarling the Mystery - McGriddle Fan Fic
March 2010
 
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hellmutt:
mcgriddlefanfic
mcgriddlefanfic
McGriddle Fan Fiction
Mon, Mar. 8th, 2010 01:31 pm
Unfarling the Mystery

Once, Herm ate some toasted potato farls, whatever "farls" are, for breakfast.

Then it was off to work, on the way discovering that the local Sainsbury had started stocking Dr Pepper Zero, a fact that was more than acceptable to Herm.

Herm subsequently looked up "farl" on dictionary.com and discovered it was a Scots word for "a thin, circular cake of flour or oatmeal" -- BUT THESE HAD BEEN SQUARE. AND 91% POTATO1.

"Fraudulent farls!" Herm exclaimed with a stroke of the chin. "Bogus breakfast!"

This merited further investigation. Possibly involving butter, egg and vegetarian sausage.


1 Herm was one of those inquiring souls who check these things on the backs of packets.


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moondispatches
moondispatches
Isaac Kelley
Sun, Mar. 14th, 2010 03:58 am (UTC)

I like this Herm guy.


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sentience
sentience
Laudanum
Sun, Mar. 14th, 2010 02:58 pm (UTC)

Best. Story. EVER.


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durbann
durbann
durbann
Wed, Oct. 12th, 2016 03:26 am (UTC)

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